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Things I learned from Steve Doocy and FOX News:

• Fair and balanced means actively sponsoring and promoting a political movement and helping it try to get an elected official ‘kicked out’.
• Protesters are only ‘wingnuts’ if they’re liberal.
• Celebrities are only ‘out of touch’ and ignorant if they don’t share your ideology.
• Victoria Jackson knows our President is a communist because she ‘watch[es] Glenn Beck (of FOX News), and he’s taught [her] well’.

I can’t tell to what degree Jackson is in character and FOX is just self-parodying with her appearances, but I hope it’s 360 of them.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 at 4:27 pm and is filed under Uncategorized.